The Designated Rider "Make Mine A Double"

I’m late with this, but I’m sick. Lots of Fun Stuff at The Awl last week. Give it a shot. For this week’s summaries of last week, we’ll just go with headlines:

Pig Virus Will Cripple Your Ability To Watch Cat Videos

Science: Dudes Like Hot Chicks

Sex Survey Exposes National Shortcomings, Under-reported Truths

Tragic Murder Of Tuber Cranium Captured On Film

Nasty Australian Yeast Pate Draws Fire For Stupid Name and Nasty Australian Yeast Pate Searches For Less Stupid Name

Karl Lagerfeld Extrudes Huge Puffy Chanel Bag O’ Fug

Gluttony with Mary HK Choi: Milkis & Calpico

The Footnotes of Mad Men: Suburban Rococo

Kick-Ass Swedish Robbery Has Probably Already Been Optioned

Gay T-Shirts Bring Extra Shame

Germany Says ‘Nein’ To Buxom Lefty’s Pleas

That it. See you next week!