Police seek naked backyard dancer in Lake Highlands

I’m guessing he and I were classmates. I mean we already have “Pepper,” the Lake Highlands High School Class of 1976 Death Anthem, courtesy of the Star Center of our 1976 LHHS basketball team, who went on with me to UT Austin but has now gone on to become the lead singer of “The Butthole Surfers.” Gawd, all we wanted to do was “get f*cked up (Bloc Party, Intimacy Remixed, Ares)”, back when Austin was not a parochial high school for the Texas white upper middle-class entitled 10%. Memories!!
“Marky got with Sharon
And Sharon got Cherese
She was sharing Sharon’s outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin’
They were doing it in Texas
Tommy played piano
Like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas
He was dancing with a train
They were all in love with dyin’
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain”
and on and on and on.