The Designated Rider "Make Mine A Double"

Damn it Cuban, am I really supposed to get a date out of this? There is absolutely no block to check for “Men Seeking Men,” or even “Men Seeking Cuban,” let alone “Men Seeking Nowitski.” But I guess if a Mavericks Dancer gets me tickets on the floor for a Spurs game, I’ll buy her dinner afterwards. But nothing more!!! No tongue, no way, no how.