WTF? Lord, in one day in Dallas, you can go from Equinox Fitness (awesome facility all the way around) to Sushi Zushi (pretty looking, but pretty damn overrated sushi), all the way to HELL because KIRK CAMERON IS PREACHING AT FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH OF DALLAS OH WTF THIS IS INSANE, all in the course of about 3 hours. (via Unfair Park).